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Emergency Measures

If, like many of us, you have been watching the series LOST over the last few years, you might have wondered, “How would I do if I was stranded on a desert island?”  According to actual survivors, the possessions you have with you can make all the difference.  And if what you’ve got is a bag of Mojamix, your chances just got a whole lot better.  Here’s why:

 

  • Mojamix can be eaten wet or dry.  So even if the native stickyhorn goats don’t take kindly to your efforts to milk them, you’ll still have a delicious, complete meal.
  • Our convenient packaging keeps your food dry and safe from bugs and rodents.  (Try not to think about whether you will eventually have to eat the bugs and rodents—we’re sure you’ll get rescued before then!)
  • Even after your Mojamix is all gone (a sad day, we know!) the container will have a million and one uses.  Read the witty text you selected to remind yourself of your humanity!  Use it to gather rainwater!  Make a reflective mirror from the inside packaging to signal passing planes! 

 

Yes indeed, Mojamix may indeed be your key to survival in dire conditions. Moral of the story?  Keep a package of Mojamix on you at. All. Times.   Because you just never know when you’ll need it.

No milk on your Mojamix today, buddy!

No milk on your Mojamix today, buddy!

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