We’ve been spending a lot of time on this blog recently talking about what you can do with your Mojamix—the many different ways to enjoy it, how to give it to as a gift, ways to fancy it up for special occasions, etc. And sure, there’s a lot to say about all those topics. But we thought that this week we’d take a look at some of the things not to do, instead. Such as:
- Don’t pour your Mojamix directly in the cup holder of your car. Convenient in the moment, yes. Worth the impression it’ll make on your next passenger, no. Use a cup, however, and you have the perfect commuting snack situation!
- Don’t trade Mojamix for sex. It’s just tacky. (We highly recommend, however, that you enjoy an intimate bowl together in the afterglow.)
- Don’t refuse to share. You never know when you’ll be the one with a rumble in your tummy and a neighbor with a luscious blend of grains, nuts, and berries.
- Don’t separate your Mojamix into tiny little piles of ingredients and eat them separately. Sure, you could do this—but it’s about as interesting as high school civics class. Just sayin’.
- Finally, don’t hide your oats under a bushel. We know it’s hard when mobs of friends or coworkers crowd around to gawk at your Mojamix, but once you introduce them to the good stuff, you’ll love having other cereal aficionados and artisans in your circle. So let your crunch flag fly!
Faithful readers, what else belongs on this list? We want to read your comments!
